Color Fanatic Gifts

Printers

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

'Attention deficit disorder.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

A very committed painter cheats in solving an old favorite ...

Battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

Joseph and his coat

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Too bright."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Just call me Picasso!

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."