Design Aficionados Gifts

"We're looking for a pediatrician who reflects our design sensibility."

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

Tank color choices.

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Board Game Hunter

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

Doulton Canada Geese

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Early cave painters

Artex cartoon

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"