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"It's my design unless it falls down...then it's yours."

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Good start, Maxwell. Now concentrate a bit more on aesthetics."

New Year's Resolution.

'I think I should change the wallpaper.'

"I got a minimalist designer in."

'We're having some problems with your shield design...'

"Great design, but, when the time comes, a bitch to implode."

Tudor School of Architecture - Wattle and Daub.

"Thanks for getting these printed--but couldn't you think of a snappier slogan?"

'We're starting with the cupholder and build around that.'

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

'Now to find a cheap sofa to match.'

'Design brief.'

Less is less

Bau Wau Haus

"I think it can be both intelligent and tasteful."

""So that's four for red with black upholstery and trim and one for buttercup yellow with turquoise upholstery..."

'Bauhaus retirement home.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

L.A. Institute of Big Doors.

Paper for the Guest Room

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"Look, I do skulls, hearts, roses, dragons,daggers,ships and butterflies. I don't do hair."

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

'I've told you before, Comic Sans, we don't serve your type in here.'

Barcode Curtains

'I wonder which Pantone chips artist used.'

School of Interior Design - Begger - "Spare some change or any handy home decorating tips?"

Stool

Tribal paint dept: 'Outdoor, indoor, WAR'

"Miss Frimley? Could you fetch me a bigger chair?"

Under pressure from the media, some CRT screens go to extremes to conform to the new 'flat' ideal.

"Hello, and welcome to the Second Rococo Fusiliers."