Style Aficionado Gifts

"That one goes particularly well with you tie."

I need this year's fashion, please. Trouble is sir, you have last year's body.

'Young people today!'

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

'Got anything for the small investor?' - 'Yes sir.'

Marquis

Fashion Geiger Counter

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

Man in a stripy top makes smoke stripes.

Ace Shoes - Free Painkillers with every pair.

Changing Rooms and Recovery Room.

'What bothers me is his hairier-than-thou attitude.'

Pinstriped car.

Football haircuts.

"Are we on speaking or nodding terms with Mrs Ponsonby since her hat beat yours for first prize?"

"He's so vain. If you wanted to drown him, you would only have to install a mirror on his swimming pool floor."

'I like the bling.'

"I hate country living-I just like country-living magazines."

'High definition media image!'

'...That one.'

"You can tell me. They're all knock-offs...RIGHT?"

"Dude, I didn't spend 2 years in hairstyling school just to shave your head!"

'Fins are back.'

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Store Display Post Covid

"No, actually, I don’t like it. And what’s up with your tie? It’s freakin’ hideous!"

"Haven't you got anything a little more, like, ironic?"

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"I'm a Banana Republican."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!