Designer Aficionado Gifts

Karl Lagerfeld.

"Shoes Louboutin"

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

New Suit.

A Macaroni in 1772

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Out of kilter.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Board Game Hunter

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"So, how do you want it?"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

The Dandy

Purple dress

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'