Designer Aficionado Pillows

"Shoes Louboutin"

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

A Macaroni in 1772

New Suit.

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Out of kilter.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Purple dress

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

The Dandy

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Square Cut