Designer Enthusiast Pillows

"Don't use that card, it clashes with your tie"

Kids laughing at a badly dressed snowman.

Signs that your sneakers are far too expensive. . .

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Second hand furniture.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Creative department

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Early Colour TV

The World's Easiest Airport

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

Artex cartoon

Early cave painters

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

The Design Artiste