Design Enthusiasts Pillows

'And here's our new and improved version.'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

'Wow, NICE Flat!'

'I wish there was something we could do.'

Seafront Hotel.

Reproduction Furniture

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Second hand furniture.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Creative department

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Early Colour TV

The World's Easiest Airport

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Artex cartoon

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

The Design Artiste