Design Lovers Pillows

"The front of that car REALLY looks like a face."

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

'C'mon get it straight.'

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

The World's Easiest Airport

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

The Design Artiste

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Early cave painters

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Futons/Futoffs

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Georges Braque.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Naked Furniture