Design Lovers Gifts

"The front of that car REALLY looks like a face."

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

'C'mon get it straight.'

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

The World's Easiest Airport

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Early cave painters

The Design Artiste

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Artists At The Auto Show

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"