Design Fanatics Gifts

Male and Female Toilets for Keys and Doorknob Locks

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'C'mon get it straight.'

I quilt therefore I am

Second hand furniture.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Creative department

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

The World's Easiest Airport

"Get... a-nother room!"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."