Fashion Fanatics Gifts

One size fits all.

Girl warns little boy that she will give him to a 'great, big ugly man', refering to a fashionably dressed swell passing by

A Car checking out some Cardigans made for Cars

"It's dress down day!"

Rooster with a comb followed by rooster with a brush

'I've got nothing to wear!'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

Winter Fashion...

Deer with flip-flops

"My wife wants suede for her birthday. You have any leather cows for sale?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Men's business romper.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Scarf puts hat back on.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."