Fanatic Fashionista Gifts

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

The adoration of the gels.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.

Dressed for Success!

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Bad hair day!

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

The height of fashion in 1796

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Leadership suits you

'Do you think that's wise?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!