Fanatic Fashionista Pillows

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Bad fake tan day.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

The height of fashion in 1796

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Bad hair day!

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Dressed for Success!

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Leadership suits you

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Cat Tie

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"