Fashion Fanatics Mugs

One size fits all.

Girl warns little boy that she will give him to a 'great, big ugly man', refering to a fashionably dressed swell passing by

A Car checking out some Cardigans made for Cars

"It's dress down day!"

Rooster with a comb followed by rooster with a brush

'I've got nothing to wear!'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

Winter Fashion...

Deer with flip-flops

"My wife wants suede for her birthday. You have any leather cows for sale?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Men's business romper.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Joined at the hipster.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Keeping warm.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Scarf puts hat back on.

"I am dressed for the job I want."