Fashion Aficionados Gifts

There's a time and a place for the 'boxers vs. briefs' debate.'

'We should look our best since hidden cameras will photograph us wherever we go.'

'Actually, my family's only brush with fame comes from my great-uncle Benny who became Davy Crocket's hat...'

"What brand is your family?"

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'How long have you been a tranny, Dave?'

Hey, I think you've got my tie!

Viking Hats.

"Ever feel all dressed up and no place to go?"

'It's a foundation garment, not a 'shape shifter''.

'It's the King's Mantle of Greatness -- Could you put some padding in the shoulders?'

'Gold just isn't your color.'

"The clothes from the internet shop never fit but the cardboard boxes are just fantastic!"

"You know what? This new fashion for bare midriffs looks pretty awful on some humans..."

"You're not going out dressed like that!"

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Hipster Rope.

'So you had the full Brazilian?'

"She made her hat in rehab."

Duncan was having a good hair day, but a bad hair life.

"I shaved mine off."

Nice bit of skirt.

Two Men Smoking and Discussing Fashion.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Daughter and extravegant mother

A Shoe Shop

A Gentleman is Harrased by Street Children.

"You've been to one of those punk-rock places again, haven't you?"

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

Met Ball

"Whoah, triple denim!"

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"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"It was better before God took up knitting."