Fashion Enthusiast Gifts

"You're kidding. I thought it was Friday."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"The Governor has granted a stay of execution until your Benetton ad comes out."

"Not guilty. He needed new Top-Siders anyway."

One Size Fits All.

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'When we were young we used to dress like our parents - these days parents dress like their children!'

'Do you have this in sheep?'

"Does this toga make my gluteus look maximus?"

Pants...Before & After

The Love Song Of J. Alfred Crew

'You got rid of the spots? But this was a polka dot shirt!'

'Why don't we wear business suits and call ourselves marketing executives? We could make a lot more money.'

'Niche marketing.'

'My sneakers are made in Malaysia...my cap is made in China...my rucksack is made in Thailand...my pants are made in Indonesia - I just love geography!'

'The monogram on your shirt is lovely but I still need to see a photo ID.'

Leadership suits you

'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

'You have potential, but you need to lose some weight.'

'No, it's not one of those trendy slanted skirts...she's just tucked it into her pants.'

"Big date tonight, Dad. Can I borrow the cardigan?"

"I am dressed for the job I want."

'I'm sorry, sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

'Are you sure 'One Size Fits All' is a designer label?'

"Well, yes, high heels do often cause foot problems..."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

The Peacock Skirt - Whistler's Peacock Room

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

'This is one of our best-selling contacts. Price includes artificial twinkle.'

'You obviously misunderstood when I said this office had a dress code, Mr. Harkness!'

This is FAKE fur - here's the receipt.

'Other runners may be faster but I have the most fashionable running shoes.'

'You still don't understand the metric system do you?'