Fashion Enthusiast Gifts

"You're kidding. I thought it was Friday."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Not guilty. He needed new Top-Siders anyway."

"The Governor has granted a stay of execution until your Benetton ad comes out."

One Size Fits All.

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'When we were young we used to dress like our parents - these days parents dress like their children!'

"Does this toga make my gluteus look maximus?"

'Do you have this in sheep?'

Pants...Before & After

The Love Song Of J. Alfred Crew

'You got rid of the spots? But this was a polka dot shirt!'

'Niche marketing.'

'My sneakers are made in Malaysia...my cap is made in China...my rucksack is made in Thailand...my pants are made in Indonesia - I just love geography!'

'Why don't we wear business suits and call ourselves marketing executives? We could make a lot more money.'

'The monogram on your shirt is lovely but I still need to see a photo ID.'

Leadership suits you

'No, it's not one of those trendy slanted skirts...she's just tucked it into her pants.'

"Big date tonight, Dad. Can I borrow the cardigan?"

'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

'You have potential, but you need to lose some weight.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

"Well, yes, high heels do often cause foot problems..."

'Are you sure 'One Size Fits All' is a designer label?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

'Other runners may be faster but I have the most fashionable running shoes.'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Yeah, but the 'Made In China' labels are made in America."

'You still don't understand the metric system do you?'

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

'Didn't anyone tell you about casual Friday, Johnson?'

The Peacock Skirt - Whistler's Peacock Room

'You obviously misunderstood when I said this office had a dress code, Mr. Harkness!'