Clothing Enthusiast Gifts

'Never, Ever...pull on a loose thread hanging from your shirt.'

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

'Neck a little tight, sir?'

First Panel: 'Hey, you didn't remove this spot from my tie!' Second Panel 'There! Now I've removed the spot from your tie!'

"That shirt is so last year."

"I got it on sale at Plump & Short!"

'But you particularly wanted a sleeveless pullover!'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'Oh yeah? Well I lost a pair of pants just like the ones you're wearing!'

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

'Wearing stripes can make you look slimmer.'

"I don't like jockeys. They ride up on me."

"Well, my passion for fashion started on the day I wore my first sheep-skin..."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Men's business romper.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Keeping warm.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

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