Decor Fanatic Gifts

Halloween

'Are we ever going to take the Christmas decorations down?'

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Get... a-nother room!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Board Game Hunter

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

Posh Easter Egg

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

7 Dwarves of Fatherhood

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

King Madras

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

Doulton Canada Geese