Home Design Fanatic Gifts

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Get... a-nother room!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Cat statues on entrance gate

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

Pea green