Home Design Enthusiasts Gifts

'I understand they're in the fast food business.'

'I understand they're in the fast-food business.'

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I didn't spark joy."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"You're welcome."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Pea green

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.