Home Decor Enthusiast Gifts

Extra Large Christmas Tree

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

Trouble Ahead

'Would you mind stepping away from the picture window? You're subtracting from our house's curb appeal.'

"You know what? I'm sick of clothes. I decided to go for a window treatment instead."

"Would you like your custom blinds to get stuck on the left or on the right?"

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

"Would you like me to show you around my apartment and tell you how much I paid for everything?"

'I think I should change the wallpaper.'

"They're doing inspections-get the throw pillows in order."

Coming home to an empty apartment made him realize just how much he needed stuff.

'Everything in the house is from Ikea. Including my husband, Dave.'

Woman sees a lampshade the same as her hat.

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Bedroom Furniture.

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'There are some very persuasive salespeople out there.'

"We're getting somewhere now. This is the exact opposite of what I want."

"As you can see, it comes fully furnished!"

"It's very me, but I hate myself."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"Black clothing has a slimming effect, especially with my new black upholstery."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I'm sorry madam, but as a police officer I'm unable to reupholster your settee."

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

'You're too soft Keith.'

Sexy Tablecloths

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"I told you we should have gotten the ‘up’ stairs."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I'm tired of being treated like an object!" "I hate it!" "Yeah!" "Me too!" "What about it lady?"

"See? Isn't this better than being happy?"