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Extra Large Christmas Tree

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

Trouble Ahead

'Would you mind stepping away from the picture window? You're subtracting from our house's curb appeal.'

"You know what? I'm sick of clothes. I decided to go for a window treatment instead."

"Would you like me to show you around my apartment and tell you how much I paid for everything?"

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"Would you like your custom blinds to get stuck on the left or on the right?"

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

"They're doing inspections-get the throw pillows in order."

Coming home to an empty apartment made him realize just how much he needed stuff.

'I think I should change the wallpaper.'

Woman sees a lampshade the same as her hat.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"It's very me, but I hate myself."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Bedroom Furniture.

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

"As you can see, it comes fully furnished!"

'You're too soft Keith.'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'There are some very persuasive salespeople out there.'

"Black clothing has a slimming effect, especially with my new black upholstery."

"I'm sorry madam, but as a police officer I'm unable to reupholster your settee."

"We're getting somewhere now. This is the exact opposite of what I want."

"Why don't we get a bigger sofa?"

"Vlad realized, right there and then, that he should have bought the buff-white or even the oatmeal-colored sheets."

"I need you to pretend to care about design for twenty minutes."

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

If you give a mouse a fancy pillow.

"See? Isn't this better than being happy?"

"I'm tired of being treated like an object!" "I hate it!" "Yeah!" "Me too!" "What about it lady?"