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'Something is missing.'

"I love fruit."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Muriel's over-curated life

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'The old one fell apart.'

"Well I think it looks nice"

The Great Screen Of Japan

If we can't afford to move..you can do some decorating...

Decorating the Great Wall of China.

Songbird on Vase

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

'We thought you might like this one.'

'It's Mexico, dear. They need some of their stuff back.'

'Yes he's very keen on 'Do-it-yourself' but no on 'Do-it-himself'!'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Ducks on the Wall

'Welcome to my private hell.' - 'I love what you've done with the place.'

"Uh-oh, headboard-hunters."

'This one is more expensive, but it comes with factory installed door art and notes.'

"A few more decorative pillow and I won't have to make the bed."

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

'I'm thinking of buying a football club. I'm sure it would look great here on the cupboard.'

"Reservations? Well we don't think much of the wallpaper but we still want to eat here..."

"It's a new decorating magazine called 'In Your Dreams'...homes completely out of our price range filled with stuff we couldn't possibly afford!"

"What would you say if I was thinking about replacing the toadstools and beanbag chairs?"

"A few decorative throw pillows would really warm this place up."

The Knick-Knack Shop

Peacock with feathers reading 'Posh picnic'

Posh Easter Egg

"I saw it on Martha Stewart Living."

"Sunday Magazine: Living Rooms that No One Live In"

"I've been researching a little furniture company that I'd like to rearrange."

"Great---their Santa Fe style has leaked into the hallway."