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Robotic Flower Arranging

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

Larva lamp.

I knew we should never have brought a woman on to the board.

Worried flamingo says to other famingo: ''Ere, Dave, are we kitsch?'

Antique silver

"Flowers in a lobby are good P.R."

Spot Light

"You don't know anything about electronics, do you?"

Doulton Canada Geese

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"Who said that?"

Reason # 23 why a pile of money is better decor than a potted plant: nobody has to water it when you're away.

"There's always a prima donna."

The machine didn't approve your credit card, and it wasn't crazy about the curtains picked out, either.

Board Game Hunter

"The horizontal stripes make the master bedroom feel wider."

"A little more to the right. It might be Instagram ready but it's far from Zoom ready."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"You're welcome."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.