House Design Enthusiast Gifts

"-See, our's is the only one on the estate with a conservatory!"

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Building Blocks.

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Pea green

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"