Home Building Enthusiast Gifts

"What do you mean, I need planning permission for a house made of bricks?"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"I didn't spark joy."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

'Now what?'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Building Blocks.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Your Home Remodel Team

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

Building a company.

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Meow Power Demolition team.

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

Wallpapering with Nails

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'