Building Enthusiast Gifts

Clear construction agreements are important.

"Come on lads, we're contracted to complete this in a day."

How 'Warehouses' have grown over the years

Hand being hit with a hammer.

'Library built out of books.'

'Well, my elevator may not go to the top floor, but at least I'm not a few bricks shy of a load!'

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

Tall building falling like dominoes

The Constuction Industry - What to Build

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

Building Blocks.

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

Brickie's Mate

'We're worried your designs are influenced by a desire to leave a memorial to yourself, Jenkins.'

I.M. sPEIder

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"I didn't spark joy."

'I found the termites!'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Arts and crafts

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Pizza Tower Bridge

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."