Building Fanatic Gifts

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Building Blocks.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Building a company.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'