Building Fanatic Pillows

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Building Blocks.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Building a company.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'