Building Aficionado Pillows

"Norman won't collaborate."

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

35BC: Egyptian Summer Holiday

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Introducing Piza Island.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Building Blocks.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Pizza Tower Bridge

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Building a company.

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"