Building Designs Aficionado Pillows

'On a clear day you can see the plush neo-classical offices of the bastards who designed these monstrosities.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Introducing Piza Island.

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Building Blocks.

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Building a company.

Pizza Tower Bridge

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Engineer on the move.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Meow Power Demolition team.