Construction Enthusiast Pillows

'Well, they were the low bidders.'

'David discards his measuring tape for the faster 'eyeballing' method of measuring.'

"To be honest, the hardest part was the ISO certification."

'Let me just check the code book.'

'Today's not a real good day to move in.'

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

Workmen Lifting.

Workman lifting plasterboard.

'Wait, wait, stop!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"We're over budget already and we haven't finished building the scale model."

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

If your senator had clout, this would be a $50,000,000 construction project, instead of a $5,000,000 one!

A contractor preparing an bid estimate is surrounded by stacks of cost books, but is flipping a coin to make his decisions.

Build your dream home.

Do Not Feed The Architects.

Builders and Tea.

Caution: New Year Under Construction - Enter At Own Risk.

Engineer on the move.

"No, these are the community's complaints."

"Framing is fine, but my passion is drywall."

'These zoning regulations sure are making it easier to fill pot holes.'

As orthodontist Phil Glomley progressed with each patient, his assistant would add a proportional amount to the model of his beach house.

Workman baptising his child J.C.B.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

Builder with his foot stuck in cement.

Woker and Accordionist

Meow Power Demolition team.

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

At a planning department a contractor is forced to jump through a flaming hoop held up by a building inspector.

Custom Construction Work, Unbelievable Quality.

Job Safety - Safety Goal.

'Blake Construction lost $500,000 on the Fenton Job. Thank God they underbid us by $100.'

'You'll be lucky to get the job done by Friday mate, the lintels haven't arrived yet, the measurement are all out, the timber's the wrong sort, I've got a hospital appointment to keep...'