Novel Construction Enthusiast Pillows

Author, Stephen King, works on his latest novel.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Building Blocks.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Building a company.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Crane fishing

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Man-made vs dog-made

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"No, we're looking for a roofer, not a woofer."

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'