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'Well, they were the low bidders.'

'David discards his measuring tape for the faster 'eyeballing' method of measuring.'

"To be honest, the hardest part was the ISO certification."

'Let me just check the code book.'

'Today's not a real good day to move in.'

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

Workmen Lifting.

Workman lifting plasterboard.

'Wait, wait, stop!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

"We're over budget already and we haven't finished building the scale model."

If your senator had clout, this would be a $50,000,000 construction project, instead of a $5,000,000 one!

Build your dream home.

Do Not Feed The Architects.

A contractor preparing an bid estimate is surrounded by stacks of cost books, but is flipping a coin to make his decisions.

Builders and Tea.

Caution: New Year Under Construction - Enter At Own Risk.

"No, these are the community's complaints."

Engineer on the move.

"Framing is fine, but my passion is drywall."

'These zoning regulations sure are making it easier to fill pot holes.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

Workman baptising his child J.C.B.

At a planning department a contractor is forced to jump through a flaming hoop held up by a building inspector.

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

Custom Construction Work, Unbelievable Quality.

Job Safety - Safety Goal.

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

'Blake Construction lost $500,000 on the Fenton Job. Thank God they underbid us by $100.'

Builder with his foot stuck in cement.

Woker and Accordionist

Irish plasterer working on a church

I believe it's a takeover battle between demolition companies.

Dog sinking in cement.