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Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Building Blocks.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Building a company.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Crane fishing

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

Man-made vs dog-made

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"No, we're looking for a roofer, not a woofer."

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."