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'David, call you back. Something's come up.'

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Building a company.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

Ceiling Paint

Dominoes

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

I'm building a new house here. To my owner over there it's a "pet project." Of course to me, it's just "a project."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"Where's the Danish?"

'English majors on the bulldozers, poli-sci majors on the dump trucks, sociology on the excavators...'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

"Cloud work next 3 miles."