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'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

'Hey, Bob, you coming to lunch, or what?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Love linked

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

ThrEschers.

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Sister Cities

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

How About Serving Us For a Change

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Hoxton map.