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'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

'Okay. But apart from the low ceilings, what did you think of the house?'

'You'll need to put these on before the inspection.'

'...also we're very near to the shops, there's a good bus service, the junior school is around the corner, and we have a marvellous Neighbourhood Watch.'

Very steep climb: 'I thought this house sounded cheap.'

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

'Wow, it's just like the photo.'

"It's new to the market, we only found it yesterday."

"Actually all four rooms - the alcove, the closet, the kitchenette - are in this room."

"The house? I can't tell you, I'm not allowed in it, but the garden is great! You'll enjoy it if your masters end up buying the house..."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Look, son, real estate."

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Home Sweet Second Home.

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Starter Homes

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"