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Bob hated to keep moving. But he'd die if he didn't.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

A child runs an equity stand.

'We'll take it!'

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

wealth investment

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Truth

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Realty. Remember

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

'Always bought low.'

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

Stock Exchange. I don't worry about whether or not stocks are going to fall. I worry about whether they're going to bounce or go "splat" when they do fall.

Estate Agent Office