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Card section: Condolence (real estate).

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

For Sale, just to find the true value.

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

'I think we should make an offer on this house, what do you think?'

"The back of the house? Didn't I already show you that?"

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

'The oven's too small.'

'I think we should keep looking Harold.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

'Office amenities' dangled by 'Leasing agents'

"It appears your a victim of gazumping."

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

"We're last time buyers."

'Like it?'

"It's perfect!"

"Our smart car has just informed us that there's a home with a large, heated garage up for sale."

"No, it's not prewar - yet."

'It's a magnificent property, tracing back to Ancient Greece...'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

New Jersey's Miracle Mile.

Estate Agents - More & More & More

"The previous owners turned the basement into a terrific mother-in-law apartment."

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

"Watch out for the low beams!"

Estate Agents - Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here.

'We need a bigger place. Do you have something in a 14 triple 'E'?'

'I know what full ch is but what is ci, cockroach infested?'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"