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'And this is the anti-gravitational room.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

'Is my allowance a form of income redistribution?'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

Show house. 'I don't like the house. but your champagne's great.'

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

For Sale, just to find the true value.