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Whatever you're thinking of buying, we promise to make you feel slightly inferior.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'We'll take it!'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

Starter Homes

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'I need to get a bigger place.'

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

"I'm looking for a house near the park."

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

"Thinking of buying a larger property are we, Madam?"

House Hunters of the Old West