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"I'm looking for a house near the park."

'We'll take it!'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

Starter Homes

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'I need to get a bigger place.'

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"It has tremendous possibilities."

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

"Thinking of buying a larger property are we, Madam?"

House Hunters of the Old West

"Did I mention it needed a little work?"

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

Valentines for Real Estate

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."

'I'm sure a little baking soda will freshen it up in here.'

'This is about all we have in your price range!'

'You'll need to put these on before the inspection.'

'When you said view of park, you didn't say it was a CAR park!'

'This is great, I'll take it.'

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'