Property Seeker T-Shirts

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

"Ahh, here it is. . . I new we had it somewhere!"

'Yes, I know I told you only this morning that the property was within your price range....and this morning it was.'

'It's a quite neighbourhood except for the occasional drug busts and mob wars!'

Forgive me if I'm wrong, sir, but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'

"Wait until you see the view from the den!"

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'When you said view of park, you didn't say it was a CAR park!'

Show me something in my price range.' 'Do you like camping?

'That house in the much-sought-after area...where the devil is it?'

'This is great, I'll take it.'

'Four bedrooms, parking and a decent garden near to your social work office in Kensington for less than £250,000...I'll just bring up a selection for you to choose from...'

'This is great, I'll take it.' 'This is the estate agency office.'

'TA-DAAAAA!!'

I already own waterfront property.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'This much sought after bungalow - we couldn't find it!'

'We found our dream castle. Now we're looking for our dream cottage.'

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

Starter Homes

House hunting is cruel.

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."