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"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'I'm sure a little baking soda will freshen it up in here.'

'Properties like these were beyond the reach of most first time buyers until recently.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Starter Homes

'We may find that there are hidden service charges with this place ...'

'It's what we call a 'fixer upper'.'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So, what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'If you buy the house, I'll throw in the car for free.'

"My wife tells me you're newlyweds."

"Did I mention it needed a little work?"

US Housing Market

"Hmmm, didn't I mention it before? Yes, this property neighbours a cat sanctuary..."

"Good schools, nearby shopping, 5 bedrooms..."

'We'll take it!'

'The roof needs icing.'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Emigrating to France.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Home Foreclosed Home.

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

'This is close enough.'

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'