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"... And how long have you had this irrational fear that you'll never get a mortgage?"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Starter Homes

"Trepanning for gold"

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

"You've got termites."

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

'I need to get a bigger place.'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"I'm trying to find a new element."

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

"It has tremendous possibilities."

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

Wagon

A comment on the Gold Rush.

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

"Did I mention it needed a little work?"