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For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"It is my place!"

"Look, son, real estate."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"Welcome."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Home Sweet Second Home.

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

The polar bear's vending machine.

'This is close enough.'

Starter Homes

Dog Realtor

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'I need to get a bigger place.'

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.