Unique Property Seeker Gifts

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"It is my place!"

"Look, son, real estate."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"Welcome."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Home Sweet Second Home.

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'This is close enough.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Starter Homes

The polar bear's vending machine.

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

Dog Realtor

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

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