Uniqueness Seeker Gifts

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

' A good idea '

Robotic Man

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Robots In The Boardroom

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Useless add-ons.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

Rainbow Quartet

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"They’re real."

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

Breakthrough

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Mohammad's motors

"Is this who I am?"

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'